Groping/Chikan With Your Stepmother On The Plane
Nicole should be grieving her late husband Robert, but let's be honest, the man died doing what he loved: being an idiot with a smartphone. Now, with his dramatic plunge into the abyss still fresh, his voluptuous redheaded widow is channeling her 'grief' into something far more... hands-on. And what better place to explore her particular interests than on the world's longest commercial flight? Former flight attendant Nicole knows all the tricks to make 18 hours in economy feel like first class. That snug pink dress hugging her hourglass frame? 'Accidentally' riding up her thighs when she leans over you to adjust the air vent. Those saggy breasts brushing your arm every time turbulence 'startles' her? Pure coincidence. And that musky aroma wafting from under her skirt when she 'can't quite reach' her dropped neck pillow? Let's just say it's not the recycled airplane air. She'll play the doting stepmom: tucking blankets around you, feeding you snacks from her own fork, whispering 'You look tense, sweetie' before her manicured fingers 'just happen' to graze places no FAA regulation permits.